Friday, January 01, 1999

I predict that in the year 2003

a) Roy (of Siegfried and Roy) will be savagely attacked by one of his own Tigers
b) Kobe Bryant will admit adultery
c) A gay man will sue Lisa Minnelli for battery

How do I know this?

a) I'm a psychic. The direct offspring of Rasputin of Russia and Madame Clio. One day I will rule the world... ha! ha! ha!
b) Any fool can fake archives on a blog to make the entry appear to have come from a date way in the past.

You decide. And think carefully before you answer, friend.

Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! I bet you're scared now....