In the comments Gordo/Sordo writes:
"Why don't you just change your name to the Rambeler, as that is what your Blog Posting does. Speak your peace in fewer words, it might be easier to read."
Gordo, no offence but the borderline illiterate are going to have trouble reading practically anything.
If I were to cater my blog towards your idea of what is "easy to read" it would consist only of pictures.
How about a compromise just for today. I'll write a little piece dumbed down to near your level of comprehension.
Riverbendblog = :)
riverSbendblog = :(
(If you're still having difficulties ask a 3 year old to explain it to you)